How evil are you?
Which Evil Criminal are You?
A Rum and Monkey crime.
|You scored 66 goodness and 26 badness!|
|My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:|
|Link: The are you evil ? Test written by shibbldib on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test|
Are You Evil?
Good for you, you’re human. We all have evil thoughts, and you may have acted on a few of yours, but you’re probably okay traveling through Buffy’s turf. Or maybe you’re an aspiring evil person and you’ve never given yourself a real chance. Go ahead and forgive yourself for the mean-spirited — but ultimately harmless — pranks you pulled in grade school. Whispering behind your co-workers’ backs won’t flood you with bad karma. And we’ve all held out for ourselves in the throes of passion a time or two. So keep listening to that conscience of yours, but don’t worry about tuning it out every so often. Keep reading for more evil details!
So, you have a healthy sex drive — good for you! No one likes a prude. In general, you give as well as you get, though everyone can get a little selfish under the covers, so don’t beat yourself up about going for the big one on your birthday. And while you’re at it, go ahead and admit it — you’ve probably flashed a big smile to get your way in the bedroom before. But for the most part, you strike us as a pretty generous lover who’s doing well at keeping your raw, sexual power in check. Yeah, baby!
Well, there’s nothing passive about you. When you’ve got a problem, the whole room knows. Chances are your lack of any passive-aggressiveness makes you come off like a real hothead. The good news is that it doesn’t make you evil. The bad news? It might make you a bit annoying. Make sure you’re not raising your voice too loud, or all the passive-aggressive people around you are going to put sugar in your gas tank.
Your heart’s a little dark, but your kindness makes up for any evil deeds (except for that stunt you pulled in elementary school — yes, that one — tsk, tsk, that was pure wickedness). But you can forgive yourself for coming off as a meanie, because if you were 100 percent sweet, you wouldn’t be normal. So continue being considerate of others, and remember — when you get cut off in traffic, it’s okay to give the finger every once in awhile.