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I am a 1972, no frills model, short and stacked. Most compatible with non-standard configurations – I don’t interface well with proprietary programs. High-tolerance, low-maintenance system. I come equipped with four replicant programs and my reproduction module has been deactivated.   Above average artificial intelligence with sub-routines for dry humor, avid book reading and all levels of geekery. You are programmed for honesty, faithful and loyal service to a singular unit, above average intelligence, with charm and humor sub-routines. Programmatic acquisition of my impending desideratum highly desirable.


Mama and her minions

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